1 00:00:14,354 --> 00:00:16,354 I'm dying, I'm dying, I... 2 00:00:16,434 --> 00:00:19,314 You will not die, Obesyx! Try to last, we'll take care of you! 3 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:22,994 I feel how the soul separates from the body... 4 00:00:23,994 --> 00:00:28,114 NO! Don't go towards the light, Obe! - It's my fault, Sløth! 5 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:32,434 Why did I have to start from scratch? You've ruined everything! 6 00:00:32,514 --> 00:00:34,554 Hubbath, not now! 7 00:00:36,594 --> 00:00:39,074 BELZEBUBS 8 00:00:46,554 --> 00:00:48,354 That's life, isn't it? 9 00:00:48,434 --> 00:00:52,874 As masters of ourselves, clearing our own our future one cd at a time! 10 00:00:52,954 --> 00:00:55,074 Indie jobs roulette! 11 00:00:55,474 --> 00:00:58,434 This won't fit. hubbath, you printed these too big! 12 00:00:58,514 --> 00:01:01,794 Moloch's Eggs... how many of these are there? Five thousand? 13 00:01:01,874 --> 00:01:04,234 Roll in the dune printing new ones? 14 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:08,634 I had a better idea: let's get it record deal with the record company. 15 00:01:08,714 --> 00:01:13,474 We are musicians! We should make music, not bullshit! 16 00:01:13,554 --> 00:01:15,714 Of one mind. The indie mood runs deep. 17 00:01:15,794 --> 00:01:19,194 Come on, don't give up! That's what self-publishing is all about! 18 00:01:19,274 --> 00:01:22,994 Gotta spill some blood, sweats and... Shit. 19 00:01:23,074 --> 00:01:25,474 Dude is right. It's pathetic. 20 00:01:25,554 --> 00:01:29,434 We've been together for two years and here we are, back at the starting screen. 21 00:01:29,514 --> 00:01:33,034 Up to your neck in debt, hated by everyone. 22 00:01:33,114 --> 00:01:36,314 Fundametalist talked about Wolves of Soranus the beaked man from Romulus - 23 00:01:36,394 --> 00:01:38,554 about the band's disastrous gig: 24 00:01:38,634 --> 00:01:42,954 Beelzeboobs Prank our Lupercalia gig! 25 00:01:43,034 --> 00:01:46,634 The Wolves of Soranus vows revenge! 26 00:01:46,714 --> 00:01:49,234 Wolves of Soranus requires Bezlebuds - 27 00:01:49,314 --> 00:01:52,274 more than 66.6 thousand euros in compensation 28 00:01:55,594 --> 00:02:00,314 Sløth. - Hello, this is Felix Lange From Century Media Records! 29 00:02:00,394 --> 00:02:05,314 We came across your new video and would very much like to meet you. 30 00:02:05,394 --> 00:02:08,434 This will come with a short warning but... 31 00:02:10,594 --> 00:02:12,754 Fuck off boys! 32 00:02:12,834 --> 00:02:15,754 I just got us a meeting With Century Media Records! 33 00:02:15,834 --> 00:02:17,834 What? Don't piss. 34 00:02:17,914 --> 00:02:23,114 I don't piss! This can be saved us from this fucking mess! 35 00:02:24,154 --> 00:02:26,234 You just said that indie jobs roulette... 36 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:28,954 Damn indie stuff! 37 00:02:29,034 --> 00:02:32,034 Here's our chance step up to the big league! 38 00:02:35,154 --> 00:02:38,354 Thanks. Nothing can stop us now! 39 00:02:43,674 --> 00:02:45,514 Okay. Where is the wind blowing now? 40 00:02:45,594 --> 00:02:48,714 I'm going to echo the unforgettable ones on a date with Sam! 41 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:53,354 I reserved a table at my favorite from the Italian, Bocca Al Lupo. 42 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:57,714 Damn it! What about for dessert? Panna cotta or panna coht? 43 00:02:57,794 --> 00:03:02,034 Well I don't know! The band owns Sam all the time 44 00:03:02,114 --> 00:03:04,794 but this evening anyway is finally ours. 45 00:03:05,474 --> 00:03:07,514 Oh hey Lil... 46 00:03:09,914 --> 00:03:12,474 Leave some space for that dinner too. 47 00:03:12,554 --> 00:03:14,354 Yeah speaking of that. 48 00:03:14,434 --> 00:03:18,634 My father messaged that we don't have any one important meeting tonight. 49 00:03:23,194 --> 00:03:26,514 But I answer it, I can't, of course! 50 00:03:26,594 --> 00:03:29,434 I say I'm sick! 51 00:03:32,354 --> 00:03:34,834 Mr. Devil loves pizza! 52 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:39,994 Oh no... Sam has a cold, bad diarrhea and trimethylaminuria. 53 00:03:40,074 --> 00:03:43,394 What is it? - Not even a smell, but someone here is sniffing. 54 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:45,914 Well, you have to take care of it myth without him. 55 00:03:46,754 --> 00:03:50,074 It's only an hour away! - But what about pizza night? 56 00:03:50,154 --> 00:03:53,194 I'm sorry Levi, dad has to save the band - 57 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,314 and my dear niece! 58 00:03:55,394 --> 00:03:58,354 Right now you can focus on your art career - 59 00:03:58,434 --> 00:04:02,114 without having to fuss such commercial crap. 60 00:04:02,194 --> 00:04:05,074 I'm sketching for my exhibition! 61 00:04:05,154 --> 00:04:08,114 Oh-hoh, hey, I have to hurry! 62 00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:24,514 Hello, my belzepulus. You show hotter than daddy bear's porridge. 63 00:04:25,234 --> 00:04:27,554 How old are you Sam twelve? 64 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:38,634 You are so hot that you would make even Satan melt. 65 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:50,674 Hey hottie... I'm next to you even napalm feels like a milkshake! 66 00:04:51,514 --> 00:04:53,314 Blood! 67 00:05:00,354 --> 00:05:03,194 Never mind. It is quite kinky actually. 68 00:05:03,274 --> 00:05:05,994 You look like someone From a 70s porn star. 69 00:05:06,114 --> 00:05:11,234 Thank you. J-and you my belzebukklun... My money! Beelzebub... 70 00:05:11,314 --> 00:05:16,274 you are hot as a daddy bear. Or a napalm shake. Or so... 71 00:05:16,354 --> 00:05:19,554 Sam, chill. We're finally here. 72 00:05:19,634 --> 00:05:22,554 Together. Just you and me and... 73 00:05:22,634 --> 00:05:27,274 Sun fai! - What?! No, you're not serious! 74 00:05:27,354 --> 00:05:29,714 What the hell are they doing here?! 75 00:05:32,314 --> 00:05:35,834 What the hell are they doing here? - Wasn't Sam supposed to be sick? 76 00:05:35,914 --> 00:05:39,114 Yep, trimethylaminuria my ass... 77 00:05:39,194 --> 00:05:42,114 It claimed it didn't have it fishy smell syndrome? 78 00:05:42,194 --> 00:05:44,394 Aren't they still there? did you tell me that you have them? 79 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:48,274 I understand that Lily and Sam wants to go at his own pace, but... 80 00:05:48,354 --> 00:05:50,194 Lying to your face? 81 00:05:57,354 --> 00:06:00,114 Thank you for fixing this with a short warning. 82 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:02,474 Ah, of course! - Of course! 83 00:06:02,554 --> 00:06:08,154 We loved the new video! Its humor, solos... 84 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:13,114 Indeed, Obesyx, playing is next level! 85 00:06:13,194 --> 00:06:17,274 Just thank you. I count myself among my fans. 86 00:06:17,354 --> 00:06:20,394 Shall we wait? your drummer? Samael? 87 00:06:20,474 --> 00:06:24,874 No. He couldn't make it because... - It's time to come home already? 88 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:31,834 Sorry, bad flap, but she is quite young, isn't she? 89 00:06:31,914 --> 00:06:35,674 Yes, sixteen. - Oops! Even younger than I thought! 90 00:06:35,754 --> 00:06:40,514 Will he make it? Such a band can easily run half the year! 91 00:06:40,594 --> 00:06:43,514 What about his schooling? - What about his girlfriend? 92 00:06:43,594 --> 00:06:47,034 I'll take care of that that Sam will put his whole life - 93 00:06:47,114 --> 00:06:49,994 for one card. - Unlike you. 94 00:06:50,354 --> 00:06:53,754 Responsible beak man, see you! I appreciate. 95 00:06:53,834 --> 00:06:55,594 Well, I'll get straight to the point. 96 00:06:55,674 --> 00:07:00,074 We are very interested and would like to offer a recording contract. 97 00:07:01,634 --> 00:07:03,514 Disc jockeys! 98 00:07:05,714 --> 00:07:07,554 Here is our offer. 99 00:07:09,154 --> 00:07:11,594 Three albums! Global distribution! 100 00:07:11,674 --> 00:07:14,074 Twenty tons advance per album!! 101 00:07:14,154 --> 00:07:16,394 This has been dreamed of! Where do I put my wooden sign?! 102 00:07:17,794 --> 00:07:21,994 Leave it in the coffin... I have to to go throw a stick. 103 00:07:26,314 --> 00:07:28,234 And surely yours too? - No, this is fine. 104 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:31,554 It's my bladder certainly in their cracks. 105 00:07:31,634 --> 00:07:33,674 No, my bladder is fine, thanks... 106 00:07:36,714 --> 00:07:38,754 What? Why not sign them? 107 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:40,994 Actually, I think I'll leave here. 108 00:07:41,074 --> 00:07:44,194 Stay and enjoy the excitement dinner with the band. 109 00:07:44,274 --> 00:07:46,914 Hey, what? Where are you going? 110 00:07:48,314 --> 00:07:52,954 What the hell are you doing, Sløth? That's a once-in-a-lifetime record deal! 111 00:07:53,034 --> 00:07:55,194 So! Name below, good man! - Listen. 112 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:57,594 Soppar's advances just covered our debts, - 113 00:07:57,674 --> 00:08:02,114 but we still need it money for recordings, videos, etc. 114 00:08:02,194 --> 00:08:06,514 If we're going to do this, we're going to do it it properly this time, right? 115 00:08:06,594 --> 00:08:08,514 We have nothing to lose, do we? 116 00:08:09,754 --> 00:08:11,594 Except everything? 117 00:08:15,634 --> 00:08:18,834 Well... we were considered and 20 K advance per album - 118 00:08:18,914 --> 00:08:22,274 is unfortunately too low. We need at least 30 K. 119 00:08:24,474 --> 00:08:26,314 Oh... 120 00:08:58,434 --> 00:09:00,754 What are you doing there, dude? - It's pizza night, - 121 00:09:00,834 --> 00:09:03,794 so I'll make a pizza and I'll surprise dad. 122 00:09:03,874 --> 00:09:06,474 Oh, that's sweet. Can I help? 123 00:09:06,554 --> 00:09:09,834 See, I can. - Uh, Annas when I. 124 00:09:10,314 --> 00:09:13,634 Mom, last time while you were cooking, the house burned down. 125 00:09:13,714 --> 00:09:17,794 Don't believe everything dad tells you. Yes, I can. 126 00:09:18,714 --> 00:09:22,794 That's rat poison. - Shut up or you'll get a spoon. 127 00:09:24,554 --> 00:09:26,954 Okay. Okay. I'll tell you. 128 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:30,394 Thank you Jens. Hello. 129 00:09:33,474 --> 00:09:36,634 Good news, gentlemen, my boss agrees to your request. 130 00:09:36,714 --> 00:09:39,954 Thank you for your trust! I promise we won't disappoint. 131 00:09:40,034 --> 00:09:43,474 If the lathe is repaired sopper for tomorrow morning - 132 00:09:43,554 --> 00:09:45,754 and signed that before my flight? 133 00:09:45,874 --> 00:09:49,394 Let's say you don't care! Beelzebubs Rises Again! 134 00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:52,394 Like a phoenix from the ashes! 135 00:09:52,514 --> 00:09:56,314 Like a penis charm! - Best night ever! 136 00:09:56,794 --> 00:10:01,034 Worst night ever! Why not? always have to ruin everything?! 137 00:10:03,034 --> 00:10:05,674 Sun bathing I had a bad idea for the band. 138 00:10:05,754 --> 00:10:08,394 What? How so? - You heard what the guy said! 139 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:11,554 If the band is successful, how are we? 140 00:10:11,634 --> 00:10:14,954 We're barely here seen now and... 141 00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:19,314 What? What is it now? - Of course I had hemorrhoids on my lips. 142 00:10:32,354 --> 00:10:35,114 Ugh! Nice! 143 00:10:35,194 --> 00:10:37,354 Miss us! We are quite a team. 144 00:10:37,434 --> 00:10:40,194 Are these onions okay, mom? 145 00:10:40,994 --> 00:10:44,354 Perfect ones. Oh, my eyes are watering... 146 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:50,914 Mom, help!! To smoke like gomorrah gonorrhea!!! 147 00:10:50,994 --> 00:10:53,074 Why, mother, why? 148 00:10:57,074 --> 00:11:00,394 Guys, we will sign tomorrow deal and let's make history, - 149 00:11:00,474 --> 00:11:04,354 but today we are drinking! Where is Sløth? 150 00:11:15,034 --> 00:11:17,034 You! 151 00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:21,314 Let's go guys! Now! 152 00:11:26,674 --> 00:11:29,594 Oh Satan's seed sack! 153 00:11:41,714 --> 00:11:45,274 You're not the men of Tappara, are you? 154 00:11:45,994 --> 00:11:50,474 Well, Belzepoops them there. 155 00:11:50,554 --> 00:11:53,474 It seems to be our lucky day. 156 00:11:53,554 --> 00:11:56,314 You destroyed us. 157 00:11:56,394 --> 00:12:01,874 It's payback time! The blood moon is rising, brothers! 158 00:12:09,274 --> 00:12:12,634 Really? That's so cool. - It's not stamps. 159 00:12:12,714 --> 00:12:15,514 We are wolves. - Yes, we understood. 160 00:12:15,594 --> 00:12:20,194 Still stamps. - My teeth are thirsty for blood! 161 00:12:25,114 --> 00:12:27,634 Its teeth! Beautiful canines! 162 00:12:28,554 --> 00:12:31,074 Yep. Remember to put under the pillow. 163 00:12:36,354 --> 00:12:39,594 You want to taste this huh? do you want Come get it! 164 00:12:40,434 --> 00:12:43,154 Couldn't you win? just bury the hatchets? 165 00:12:43,234 --> 00:12:45,474 Sure! On my chest! 166 00:12:47,274 --> 00:12:49,514 Hover like a barfly, fuck you junkie! 167 00:12:53,034 --> 00:12:56,714 It's not fair! I'm unarmed! - And soon also armless! 168 00:12:58,634 --> 00:13:00,634 Hubbath! - Sit down. 169 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,994 Give me a paw. Play dead. 170 00:13:07,114 --> 00:13:08,954 It went down the drain! 171 00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:13,114 Do you miss Jesus there, dude? - Their barking doesn't hurt. 172 00:13:18,274 --> 00:13:21,474 Yeah, now it's off.... 173 00:13:21,554 --> 00:13:23,794 Home! 174 00:13:24,394 --> 00:13:26,874 That little... 175 00:13:38,074 --> 00:13:41,114 My fingers! Where are they? - I don't know! 176 00:13:43,514 --> 00:13:45,754 Now it's all about Obe's fingers! 177 00:13:49,914 --> 00:13:54,394 Deuce! - Collect them all! The fingers have to be here somewhere. 178 00:13:58,314 --> 00:14:02,794 Jaffo Jaffo... we seem to be tafoiffa. 179 00:14:02,874 --> 00:14:07,714 You peatpots are not nothing without your guitar. 180 00:14:07,794 --> 00:14:11,474 Well... Good luck to Belzebaby there was still a thumb to suck! 181 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:23,954 You've ruined everything! 182 00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:27,474 I knew you should have sign when you could, - 183 00:14:27,554 --> 00:14:29,714 but no, I had to be greedy! 184 00:14:29,794 --> 00:14:33,194 No blood on the benches, ladies gentlemen, or you may pay. 185 00:14:33,674 --> 00:14:36,114 Focus on driving and take us to the hospital! 186 00:14:36,194 --> 00:14:39,234 This is not the first time fingers crossed. 187 00:14:39,314 --> 00:14:44,114 After all, they are frozen or even in someone's mouth? Basic first aid stuff. 188 00:14:48,994 --> 00:14:51,114 Ha! Found! 189 00:14:54,314 --> 00:14:57,554 Turkanen's bumps. - Sløth, what is it? 190 00:14:57,634 --> 00:15:00,674 Sløth, those fingers... Where are those fingers? 191 00:15:00,754 --> 00:15:05,074 I... nie... I would... 192 00:15:05,514 --> 00:15:07,874 What? Fingers on the throat immediately! Now! 193 00:15:07,954 --> 00:15:10,354 That's what I did!!! - You don't throw up in the car! 194 00:15:14,474 --> 00:15:16,554 Thank you, have a good evening! 195 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:21,914 Oh shit. Do you feel better yet... 196 00:15:23,874 --> 00:15:26,034 What? - What are they doing here? 197 00:15:29,114 --> 00:15:33,394 It's like there's a party on my face and all would be burned alive. 198 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,354 I'm so sorry baby. - Should I go help? 199 00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:39,514 This is a hospital! They can get all the help here. 200 00:15:42,354 --> 00:15:45,154 I want to go home. - Hello! 201 00:15:45,234 --> 00:15:48,874 I know not all that was heard the restaurant feels scary. 202 00:15:48,954 --> 00:15:52,954 But we have time to figure things out. The only thing that matters now is you. 203 00:15:54,074 --> 00:15:57,474 And our date. The evening is still young. Let's make it good. 204 00:15:57,954 --> 00:16:01,074 You're right. Let's get out of here! 205 00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:11,594 Sorry, How much longer... 206 00:16:11,674 --> 00:16:14,514 Lekuri glances at Levi... 207 00:16:14,594 --> 00:16:19,594 I mean this unknown skid scumbag's purring eyeballs soon. 208 00:16:24,434 --> 00:16:26,554 Good. Right outside. 209 00:16:27,674 --> 00:16:31,394 Help! A man on the ground, man on the ground! 210 00:16:35,114 --> 00:16:39,274 Hey, I recognize that kakomin! Is that dad?! 211 00:16:39,354 --> 00:16:42,074 Lucy... Levi? 212 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,754 They can't see us! 213 00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:50,354 No! You know, these came still quite a memorable date. 214 00:16:51,114 --> 00:16:52,914 Thanks for not giving up, Sam. 215 00:16:53,714 --> 00:16:55,554 Anything for you, Lils. 216 00:17:07,914 --> 00:17:10,234 There! Sew it back on! 217 00:17:10,314 --> 00:17:13,114 Save my friend! My band. And my family! 218 00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:17,594 Let's keep our fingers crossed! 219 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,554 Lilith? 220 00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:35,114 The patient is delusional, 20 milliliters of anesthetic, immediately! 221 00:17:40,514 --> 00:17:42,434 The patient is now prepped. 222 00:17:46,074 --> 00:17:48,354 I'm a bad mother. - You're not. 223 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,834 Anyway, my kiss is in one piece! 224 00:17:50,914 --> 00:17:53,954 I'm a bad father. Or the beak man. 225 00:17:58,714 --> 00:18:01,314 What if Obe doesn't recover? 226 00:18:01,394 --> 00:18:04,994 And can never play skit? I've ruined that life! 227 00:18:14,154 --> 00:18:18,754 Good morning, boys. - Obi! You are fine! What about my hand? 228 00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:23,274 Fingers were fixed in time. - And they will soon be like new? 229 00:18:23,354 --> 00:18:27,234 Too early to say, but hopefully with rehabilitation, probably. 230 00:18:27,954 --> 00:18:30,034 Almighty of Darkness, please! 231 00:18:31,554 --> 00:18:35,034 But I have to say goodbye for the record deal anyway. 232 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,914 Felix is hardly interested in the band, - 233 00:18:36,994 --> 00:18:40,754 whose guitar hero looks like that as if you fingered a blender. 234 00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,834 Deuce. I guess it is. 235 00:18:43,354 --> 00:18:47,434 Wedding. Sounds like it a good helping hand for you. 236 00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:54,034 Well what do you say? Is it good? 237 00:18:54,954 --> 00:18:57,354 It's perfect. Here's how! 238 00:19:01,594 --> 00:19:05,194 Finally, share Sir Shredalot. 239 00:19:06,594 --> 00:19:12,834 I meant you Obesyx. - Yes, my lord. 240 00:19:20,474 --> 00:19:24,274 Okay, just like that! Fire ready. 241 00:19:24,354 --> 00:19:26,314 I look forward to our cooperation! 242 00:19:29,514 --> 00:19:31,474 Is everything okay? 243 00:19:32,314 --> 00:19:35,594 Yep, hmm. Just a little snot. 244 00:19:37,434 --> 00:19:41,394 You guys keep going. But my gotta go, the flight is leaving. 245 00:19:41,474 --> 00:19:44,834 Thank you for your hospitality, it was nice to meet you all. 246 00:19:44,914 --> 00:19:48,354 And with a great head, I make a dune with you. - Thank you! Likewise. 247 00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:50,954 Let's talk more soon! - See you! 248 00:19:58,074 --> 00:20:02,274 You fed me snot! - You smelled my armpits! 249 00:20:02,354 --> 00:20:05,754 How's that pizza now, dad? - You get pizza. 250 00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:10,154 You get as much pizza as you want, shit Well done everyone, go team! 251 00:21:02,274 --> 00:21:06,194 How come I'm out of the band?! - Well, hey. 252 00:21:06,274 --> 00:21:08,394 Without fleda and teeth, - 253 00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:11,554 I don't know if you have terribly giving. 254 00:21:11,634 --> 00:21:15,274 Puff! I can sing! Pyfty foittaan baffo! 255 00:21:15,354 --> 00:21:17,514 You can't even say "bass". 256 00:21:17,594 --> 00:21:21,394 So what? So thank you and see you soon, right?!